A full-figured flipbook of our favorite curvy, voluptuous and pleasingly plump women.
Erin T
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Erin T. |
This brunette
beauty in deep blue comes to us from across the pond. So not only will
she slay you in stockings, she'll read you Shakespeare.
As you dig into this list, you should know: Erin T. represents the slenderest side of the scale we'll allow as a Big Beautiful Woman. (You'll meet that wider end of the spectrum at the end.) If you're thinking Erin T. may be a bit too much of a pudge for you, get out now.
As you dig into this list, you should know: Erin T. represents the slenderest side of the scale we'll allow as a Big Beautiful Woman. (You'll meet that wider end of the spectrum at the end.) If you're thinking Erin T. may be a bit too much of a pudge for you, get out now.
Thora Birch
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Thora Birch |
Hey, no one said these couldn't be people you've heard of.
One of the great unanswered questions in life is why Wes Bently never questioned the amply bosomed Thora Birch why she felt she needed breast implants in American Beauty.
One of the great unanswered questions in life is why Wes Bently never questioned the amply bosomed Thora Birch why she felt she needed breast implants in American Beauty.
Gabrielle Taber
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Gabrielle Taber |
Model Gabrielle Taber
isn't so much voluptuous as she is simply gigantic. Her legs look like
they have the strength of ten Guttenberg printing presses. Too bad
there isn't another, normal-sized human in this photo, as Ms. Taber is
actually seventeen feet tall.
Xmas Girl
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X-Mas Present |
I don't know who this delicious bonbon is, but if this sheer cotton lovely were under my Xmas tree we'd stay there til well after Boxing Day.
Tara Lynn
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Tara Lynn |
Tara Lynn took part in a photo shoot for V Magazine that caused many thinspired fashionistas to vomit up their rice cakes at their desks instead of in the ladies' room later.
Lynn gets points for having the most daring pose of the shoot, and we support her feminine curves. Now if there's something we can do about all that repulsive makeup.
Lynn gets points for having the most daring pose of the shoot, and we support her feminine curves. Now if there's something we can do about all that repulsive makeup.
"Francesca"
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"Francesca" |
Sit down, young son, and I'll tell you a tale.
It was the late 1990s, and to access the Internet you'd have to plug your computer into your phone jack. (Back then, one would plug their phone into the wall, too.)
Adult entertainment was available, but it wasn't free, and it wasn't all video, and it wasn't quite so faceless and nameless as it was today. For fear of perhaps giving you too much information about the younger years of Man Handsome, let's simply conclude by saying that "Francesca" and I got ourselves through the dark days of the dotcom bust.
It was the late 1990s, and to access the Internet you'd have to plug your computer into your phone jack. (Back then, one would plug their phone into the wall, too.)
Adult entertainment was available, but it wasn't free, and it wasn't all video, and it wasn't quite so faceless and nameless as it was today. For fear of perhaps giving you too much information about the younger years of Man Handsome, let's simply conclude by saying that "Francesca" and I got ourselves through the dark days of the dotcom bust.
Gothic Chick
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SugarXFace |
Here comes the
Gothic Steampunk Emo Chick. Throw a bunch of signifiers in a blender,
make sure it amplifies the bosom and you've got yourself one heckuva
look.
The tagline to SugarXFace's Tumblr is "Shut Up. I wear high heels bigger than your di*k."
Can't wait to introduce a girl like this to Mom.
The tagline to SugarXFace's Tumblr is "Shut Up. I wear high heels bigger than your di*k."
Can't wait to introduce a girl like this to Mom.
Laura Wells
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Laura Wells |
This Australian
model has a movie star's face and a chubby chaser's body. She is one of
the top plus sized models working today and, as such, there is plenty
online ready for you to look at and drool. Here's an almost interesting interview and here she is wearing hardly anything at all on video.
Tobey
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"Tobey" |
From the world of high fashion we turn to an abandoned warehouse near a bus station in Southern California.
"Tobey" is a deep dive of deliciousness for those that can handle the B-er side of BBWs. The 99 cent ribbons in her hair (and strewn across her lap?) just add to the excitement.
"Tobey" is a deep dive of deliciousness for those that can handle the B-er side of BBWs. The 99 cent ribbons in her hair (and strewn across her lap?) just add to the excitement.
Dr. Crusher Chick
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Sexpot Dr. Crusher |
This redhead with the giant torpedo guns comes to us from the essential Tumblr Dangerous Curves.
This woman definitely reminds me of a hypersexualized Gates McFadden and makes me reconsider if focusing my adolescent prurient fantasies on Counselor Troi was a mistake.
This woman definitely reminds me of a hypersexualized Gates McFadden and makes me reconsider if focusing my adolescent prurient fantasies on Counselor Troi was a mistake.
Monica Lewinsky
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Monica Lewinsky |
Handbag designer and graduate of the London School of Economics, Monica Lewinsky was quite the topic of conversation in 1998.
To the Jewish community, Ms. Lewinsky has the dubious fortune of being both zaftig and a shondah.
To the Jewish community, Ms. Lewinsky has the dubious fortune of being both zaftig and a shondah.
Fishnet Girl
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Fishnet Girl |
Wearing enough
fishnet to catch most migratory schools, this luscious creature also has
a bit of a psychobilly thing going on. It took us a while to stop
staring at those gigantic gams to recognize her hairstyle as the
coiffure equivalent of a black and white cookie.
Gingham Dress
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BBW in Gingham |
The sweetest piece of strawberry rhubarb pie at the entire spring carnival.
Barbara Brickner
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Barbara Brickner |
Plus sized model Barbara Brickner
is, at least for my money, a sufferer of the condition known as
Butterface and almost didn't make it on this list at all. Then I
noticed the business end of those remarkable, skull-crushing thighs and
realized why she has a posse.
Unknown Brazilian
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Unknown Woman, Possibly Brazilian |
So far, we've
been slightly above board, highlighting working models, adult
entertainers or bloggers with personalities. We haven't simply zeroed
in specifically on the curves of our curvy women.
That ends now with a WOWIE WOWIE WOW! Check out the caboose on this one!
That ends now with a WOWIE WOWIE WOW! Check out the caboose on this one!
Emma-Jane
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Emma-Jane |
Emma Jane is a BBW from the UK with a 36D bust and piercing eyes that turn me into rice pudding.
Check this link for 18 pages of gigantic glamor photos of her in varying states of dress. Then check out this video of her strutting in jeans, sweaters and low-cut dresses to Everything But The Girl. Then call 911 because you will have surely had a heart attack.
Check this link for 18 pages of gigantic glamor photos of her in varying states of dress. Then check out this video of her strutting in jeans, sweaters and low-cut dresses to Everything But The Girl. Then call 911 because you will have surely had a heart attack.
This Zaftig Woman
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This Zaftig Woman |
If you google "Zaftig," the Yiddish term for juicy and succulent, this image comes up as number 3.
Crystal Renn
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Crystal Renn |
Crystal Renn may be the most controversial figure in plus sized modeling.
After an early career in modeling that destroyed her body with annorexia, she lived a more healthy, normal lifestyle and grew to a natural (in her case, plus) size. After years of championing her plus sized-ness (and writing a book) she has recently slimmed down quite a bit, so much so that now she just looks like . . . any other girl.
We choose to remember as she is above - a Rachel Weisz-esque beauty with more to love.
After an early career in modeling that destroyed her body with annorexia, she lived a more healthy, normal lifestyle and grew to a natural (in her case, plus) size. After years of championing her plus sized-ness (and writing a book) she has recently slimmed down quite a bit, so much so that now she just looks like . . . any other girl.
We choose to remember as she is above - a Rachel Weisz-esque beauty with more to love.
Soft Focus
Credit: Dangerous Curves
Soft Focus Morning Girl |
The focus is soft, the flowing white
blanket is soft, the woman is soft. Everything about this photo is
soft. And yet why do I feel so. . . .
Christina Hendricks and Friend
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(This Chick Next To) Christina Hendricks |
Christina Hendricks isn't in this feature because we're pretty sure she's not human. She's like one of those Westworld robots.
The woman to her right, however, appears to have some serious curves and, heck, knows how to get into great parties!
The woman to her right, however, appears to have some serious curves and, heck, knows how to get into great parties!
Dove Soap Girl
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Dove Soap Model |
Dove Soap
launched their "Campaign For Real Beauty" in 2005, putting "real women"
of all shapes and sizes on billboards across America.
What the mainstream media never told you was how many chubby chasers got into accidents as their eyes were caught in the tractor beam of these enormous advertisements.
What the mainstream media never told you was how many chubby chasers got into accidents as their eyes were caught in the tractor beam of these enormous advertisements.
Erika Elfwencrona
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Erika Elfwencrona |
Swedish Double-D model Erika Elfwencrona has her own Facebook fan site,
some European television credits and my undying pledge to do whatever
she wants, whenever she wants. There's some video of her here, and lots and lots of pics of her on the Web. Oh, the Web. You bring me such joy.
Can You Handle It?
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The Envelope |
When we began this feature with Erin T.
we told you she was the most svelte a person could be and still be a
BBW. And this, we feel, is as far as we can take it for that second B
(beautiful) to still ring true.
How about you? Can you handle this much woman, or has conformist, mainstream conventions frightened you into shallow thinking?
How about you? Can you handle this much woman, or has conformist, mainstream conventions frightened you into shallow thinking?
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