When was the last time you saw somebody jogging in a sweatsuit?
Today, sports uniforms are tight fitting and made of lightweight material. The primary benefit of this evolution, of course, is performance. But the secondary benefit? Unexpected boob sightings. In fact, these days you can hardly watch a (female) sporting event without seeing a nipple, butt crack, or tightly packaged derriere.
Total Pro Sports thinks this is fantastic, so we’ve put together a list of 50 classic sports wardrobe malfunctions. We think you’ll be amused.
Enjoy.
Looks like someone grabbed the wrong pair of underwear out of the drawer that morning.
Perhaps Arantxa Rus thought her skirt provided more coverage than it actually did.
What? A wardrobe malfunction from in the Lingerie Football League? I didn’t see that coming. (PS, there are more of these.)
This is easily the least sexy wardrobe malfunction on the list. Bad news for you at this very moments, but good news for you going forward.
This one looks a little intentional to us, but we’ll go ahead and call it a “malfunction” anyway.
Her partner Misty May Treanor may be one of the world’s most googled female athletes, but it’s Kerri Walsh he cracks our list of 50 classic wardrobe malfunctions. Congrats, Kerri.
I take back what I said about #47. This may be the least sexy malfunction. Sorry to have misled you. But from here on out we’re in the clear.
Venus doesn’t really expose that much skin here, but the form-fitting nude colored undies create the illusion. And since seeing is believing, yes, this is technically a wardrobe malfunction.
Usually, gymnasts want to keep their underwear inside their leotards, don’t they?
To be honest, it looks like this is exactly how these cheerleader uniforms are supposed to look. But let’s just pretend it’s an accident, because that’s more fun.
When you’re wearing such tight swimsuits and using your arms this much, boobs are bound to pop out.
You would think a runner would be wearing a sports bra. But no.
It can be hard to tell when you have a wardrobe malfunction in this sport, since the uniforms are so skimpy to begin with. But if you can see tan lines, that’s a good sign you’ve got a malfunction.
Hey, look. More gymnastics underwear. Neat.
As Venus Williams was leaving the hotel that morning, she had this strange feeling she had forgotten something important.
I’ve got bad news and worse news. The bad news is that your pants are falling down, and everyone can see your underwear. The worse news is that I’m about to drop you to your death.
I bet Lingerie Football League teams spend a lot of time practicing the quick boob-cover-up.
I don’t recommend learning who Stephanie Pratt is. But she’s cute, and she lost her top playing beach ball volleyball. (That’s a sport, right?)
When you wear a teddy and jump in the wring to wrestle somebody, this is almost inevitable.
In retrospect, they probably should have taped this thing down. But I think we’re all glad they didn’t.
Kanye’s psychic told him “the one” would have an ass like Serna. This is what that will look like.
Gymnasts practice like 60 hours a week and tend to be pretty hard on themselves. But I didn’t know they were this hard on themselves.
If you pull their underwear down around their ankles, they can’t run. It’s a pretty solid strategy.
You rarely see this sort of thing from the pros, but I imagine it’s pretty common among amateurs.
Man, Venus just has one wardrobe malfunction after another. This time, it’s the spaghetti strap on his camisole—er, I mean, her “shirt.”
Yet another wardrobe malfunction from the world of pro wrestling. In fairness, it’s hard to reign in those giant fake boobs.
Seriously? Another runner not wearing a sports bra in a loose-fitting shirt? I guess the Cote d’Ivoire Olympic Committee is pretty strapped for cash.
Not only was this embarrassing, it also created a lot of drag which caused her to lose the race. Bummer. (Get it?)
I guess the costume designer didn’t have smaller breasted women in mind when they came up with these tops. Oh well.
A rushing defender pulls her bra down and exposes her boob, but she is able to cover up and still make the throw? Tebow can barely throw a spiral when nobody’s on him.
Large breasts + small bikini top + beach volleyball = great day at the beach.
With this one, we couldn’t tell if it was a full-blown wardrobe malfunction. But we erred on the side of caution.
Yet another water polo player’s boob exposed. You think they could do something to correct this “problem,” no?
Remember Gabby Sabatini, the sexy Argentine tennis player? She didn’t like wearing bras, for some reason. But hey, it worked for her. She won the US Open in 1990.
Back in 1997, Lucy Lawless (aka Xena, Warrior Princess) performed the national anthem at a game between the Mighty Ducks and Red Wings in Anaheim…and this happened.
Yeah, she’s not an athlete, but it happened at a sporting event, so it counts.
I’m starting the think the LFL doesn’t really care of the players’ boobs fall out.
That’s embarrassing. And, I imagine, cold.
Whoever fitted these ladies for their uniforms must have flunked out of seamstress school.
Do the judges deduct points for this sort of thing?
Yeah, the camera man zoomed right up in there to capture this wardrobe slippage. Oops.
This was an attempt to bribe the judges. Sadly, only judge #6 liked what he (or she) saw.
Man, nipples are the LFL’s bread and butter.
By the title of this one, I mean to imply that it’s not the wardrobe’s fault this woman’s breast is exposed. That’s a huge rack that just about any shirt would have trouble containing.
This move has to be illegal in water polo, right? Then again, I’m not quite sure if the look on that woman’s face is agony or ecstasy.
Argentine actress and model Pamela David is a big supported of the national soccer team. Obviously.
You would think that, if all there was between your naked breast and the world was a little piece of plastic string, you might wear pasties underneath your costume…just in case.
Brazilian girls love the beautiful game, that’s for sure.
Does Greece have an official nude women’s water polo team? Or is was this woman the victim of the most malfunctioning sports wardrobe ever?
This never happens when I go to the football game.
I’m not sure what the hell (former) Diva Melina Perez was thinking here. Surely she realized that going commando in that skirt would leave her a little exposed. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
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