Everyone loves cleavage. We certainly do. But the sight of two breasts can be a double-edged sword. Stare too long and you get in trouble. Look too little and you miss out. When quality cleave is on display, it makes you want to stop time for an extended stare of booby-mush. But sadly, us dudes don’t have the ability to stop time. We’re left with crooked glance tactics like the photographic-neck-whip snapshot, the I’m-just-looking-for-someone-over-there shifty peek, and of course, the reflective surface bounce-look.
Society tells us it’s wrong to look, but the shirt cut says a gaze is a must. We can’t help it really. We’re hard-wired to love boobs, and nothing’s more distracting than the supple intersection of two gorgeous breasts.
We shouldn’t hide our love for sexy chest valleys. We shouldn’t be ashamed of our appreciation for booby neighbors. We should celebrate the cleave on the regular. We should applaud those happy few who display the best cleavage of the year.
The following list contains breast sets of all sizes. We tried to include some variety; fit busts, grand canyons, subtle cleave, after-market add-ons and all-natural sweater puppy pairings. The selection factors are all highly subjective, but we feel like we know good cleavage when we see it. Overall hotness certainly plays a factor. You’re not gonna find any goat-faced girls with fantastic racks on this list.
And yea, we know 2011 just got underway, but why wait 11 more months to celebrate fantastic cleavage? Let’s get to it…
100. Sophie Turner
This Australian supermodel might not a have a belly button, but she makes up for it with her after-market top-bollocks.
99. Carmen Electra
We know, it’s 2011, but Carmen Electra is still pretty hot, man. Just take a look at her new calendar.
98. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
She survived Final Destination 3, Live Free or Die Hard and Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. She’s got a gorgeous face but she’s not afraid to show off a little indie cleave either.
Rhianna gets points for the most publicized sneaky cleave.
96. Lindsay Lohan
Anytime Disney has to shield audiences and reduce your bust using CGI, you definitely got some junk upstairs. Rehab cleave may not be the sexiest look, but if homegirl ever cleans up, she’ll put her pups back on display.
95. Hayden Panettiere
Everyone’s favorite cheerleader will be showing off her pompoms in Scream 4.
94. Alyssa Milano
Milano’s bra buddies need no introduction. It’s hard to read her tweets without thinking about her ‘tas.
93. Padma Lakshmi
We don’t care how old she is. She’s got delicious milk cans and she’s not afraid to show ‘em.
92. Katherine Heigl
She’s come a long way from My Father the Hero.
91. Eliza Dushku
If you sat next to her, you’d sneak a peek too bro.
90. Isla Fisher
She rocks that approachable, down-to-earth ginger cleave to perfection.
89. Heidi Klum
After pumping out so many kids with Seal, Klum still looks delicious. Her umlauts are still world-class.
88. Blake Lively
Subtle cleave FTW. Plus, she pushed those peaches up wicked hard in The Town.
87. Hayley Atwell
This lovely looker from London is will be showcasing her loaves in the new Captain America film.
86. Odette Yustman
She makes painfully horrible films (The Unborn, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2, etc.), but she’s total-package cute. Yustman kinda reminds us of Megan Fox without all the miles. She also gets bonus points for being in Kindergarten Cop.
85. Kendra Wilkinson
What she lacks in the face, she makes up with the boob.
84. Paula Patton
Halle Berry’s former stunt double is carving out a name for herself. The movie Mirrors was definitely a break out role for Paula’s Pattons.
83. Kate Beckinsale
Drop dead gorgeous with subversive subtle cleave (possibly due to a tasteful boob job).
82. Emmy Rossum
81. Angelina Jolie
Jolie’s no spring chicken. Just look at her hands. She’s got Madonna hands, man. But for the purposes of this list, don’t look at her hands. Just look at her Jolies.
80. Karolina Kurkova
Pouty Czech cleave courtesy of Victoria’s Secret.
79. Aishwarya Rai
You don’t get to be crowned Miss World without some world-class peaches. This Bollywood-crossover star’s got more curves than the 405 freeway.
78. Jennifer Lopez
Past her perky prime, no doubt, but J Lo’s not afraid to put her puppies out there still.
77. Yvonne Strahovski
Not the biggest pumpkins in the patch, but she’s the only reason anyone watches Chuck.
76. Jessica Biel
She’s not all butt and teeth. Biel’s got some hot buttons too. Don’t believe us? Here are six words that’ll make your day: Powder Blue on Netflix watch instantly.