How do I know that it was a rainy day where Heidi Montag took these most recent staged bikini pictures? Because I live "right up the road" (as we say in California) from Santa Barbara, the place where these pictures were taken, although it appears that Montag and her formerly media obsessed husband, Spencer Pratt, have been holed up in a multimillion dollar home that his parents own that's located in Carpenteria, a small seaside town that's just minutes from S.B. It's been a wet and rainy past couple of days in our neck of the woods, so even though the couple have been claiming poverty (easy when you get to live rent free in your rich parents' home) and kept a low profile for nearly a year, they're popping up again, perhaps testing the waters to see if people are at all interested in having them come back into the spotlight. What say you, Schmoes? Should these two be tabloid fodder again? Or perhaps just Heidi? While you can say a lot of things about the girl (Hmmmm.... actually, I don't know that she's really done all that many things other than "The Hills" and the plastic surgery), she's really not looking half-bad recently.