Practced camera tease Vanessa Hudgens was at the Mavericks/Knicks basketball game the other night, enjoying some courtside Tootsie Pops with her friends and making everyone wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of Vanessa. Could this be Vanessa's subtle attempt at game fixing by popping her cherry friend into her mouth at crucial moments? If I'd been playing for Dallas or NYC, I'd have had been doing some special kind of dribbling at the sight of that. These are the moments that truly try a Photoshop artist's soul. These really are begging for some provocative image splices. She's lucky I'm a gentleman and in control of my Tyler Durden impulses. Otherwise, she'd be surrounded by porn-grade manhood right now.