There once was a woman named Eliza Dooley and she was obsessed with getting fame by posting selfies on Instagram. But then the reality of her vapid life sunk in and she turned to the help of a marketing image guru played by John Cho who was also Sulu in “Star Trek.” ABC announced that “Selfie” would be cancelled. There’s just no place for a romantic comedy based on selfies. But there plenty of room for all of the celebrity selfies that make Instagram followers so very happy. Let’s take a guess at how many of these stars stretched their necks, puckered up, and faced the camera for some sexy selfies.
Surfboard! What we need is a surfing selfie from Beyonce. Beyonce can wear hats, pigtails, and pink lipstick like nobody’s business. Two different commenters on this picture said “say iphone five times pick a color post this on other five post and look under your pillow.” The spam bots are out in full force. Maybe the great Instagram purge of 2014 was a good idea after all. Queen Bey doesn’t need these useless comments on her Instagram!
What got into these girls? Was it alcohol? Were they dared to perform an outrageous act? Who knows what the reason was…but the result is a bunch of embarrassing photos that they wish never leaked to the internet. Take a look at all these pictures before we are threatened to take them down!