Thanks to South Park, "gingers" (that's natural redheads with freckles) have become a lesser breed. Not so. In fact, we love'em. To prove we're serious, here are 25 ladies so adorable, they'll make you blush (who's the ginger now?!).
Isla Fisher |
Time to debunk a myth: Gingers are not inferior to their melanin-rich counterparts. Need proof? You can either listen to this red-haired, freckled boy rant on the existance of Ginger souls or you can take looksie at a few women who prove that fire red hair is smokin' hot.
Wedding Crashers actress Isla Fisher is the everywoman Ginger, proving that the style can make our jaws drop in any era, old school or modern. Or in this case, both.
Wedding Crashers actress Isla Fisher is the everywoman Ginger, proving that the style can make our jaws drop in any era, old school or modern. Or in this case, both.
Christina Hendricks |
It goes without
saying that Christina Hendricks has some of the greatest...assets of
this generation, but we're going out on a limb and saying we'd still be
drooling over her with or without the dress-fillers. The fact that we
are able to avert our eyes, look up and still be wooed is a testament to the lady's Ginger look.
Bryce Dallas Howard |
We're very
lucky. Being the daughter of Ron Howard could have gone very, very
(genetically) wrong, but thankfully, Bryce Howard managed to avoid
dweebish Richie Cunningham in favor of smoking hot Ginger attributes.
Worst part of Spider-Man 3? Not the emo dance scene - it was dying Howard blonde. For shame!
Worst part of Spider-Man 3? Not the emo dance scene - it was dying Howard blonde. For shame!
Jayma Mays |
If you're feeling a twinge of guilt for thinking the ladies of Glee are adorable (they're only playing
high schoolers), let this be a reminder that there's nothing wrong with
singing a love ballad for one of the teachers. Jayma Mays plays the
softspoken guidance counsler of the hit musical show, but in recent
episodes, she's shown as much (or more) sex drive as her high school
co-stars.
Redheads - they're fiesty.
Redheads - they're fiesty.
Julianne Moore |
We're not agist - if you've still got the goods, then why should we complain? Extra years equal extra experience.
Julianne Moore hit the big 5-0 this year, but you know what? She's still packing the looks and confident enough in her Ginger allure that she stripped down for her most recent movie, The Kids Are All Right. The kids might be all right, but Moore is out of this world.
Julianne Moore hit the big 5-0 this year, but you know what? She's still packing the looks and confident enough in her Ginger allure that she stripped down for her most recent movie, The Kids Are All Right. The kids might be all right, but Moore is out of this world.
Elly Jackson |
This lead singer
of La Roux might be the hottest androgynous Ginger since Tilda Swinton
(or David Bowie?). We're not even sure what makes Jackson so attractive -
the spunk? The glaring eyes? The flock of seagulls haircut? - but a
little mystery goes a long way in blowing Ginger standards out of the
water.
Rooney Mara |
People have been debating over whether The Social Network
was misogynistic. They obviously didn't see the opening scene, where
Rooney Mara tells her character's boyfriend Mark Zuckerberg to go suck a
d*ck. Well, she had a slightly more elegant way of putting it, but it
was still enough to wow audiences and put this up-and-coming Ginger in
the big leagues.
And a list of our favorite lady Gingers wouldn't be complete with only one Mara...
And a list of our favorite lady Gingers wouldn't be complete with only one Mara...
Kate Mara |
Rooney's big
sister Kate has also paved her way into Hollywood with Ginger looks and
caviar dreams. Most recently she popped up in 127 Hours, the
movie about the guy trapped under a boulder, forced to cut his own arm
off. Sound grisly? Don't feel too bad - the dude had a video of Kate
Mara swimming in a cave pool in her underwear. Makes the whole thing
worth it.
Amanda Righetti |
Before she found herself as the target of Jason Voorhees in the Friday the 13th remake,
Righetti was making our, erm, blood pressure, rise as the
aunt-we-know-were-not-supposed-to-thinks-hot-but-is-totally-hot on The O.C.
It's hard not to stare when the black sheep of the family's got striking red locks.
It's hard not to stare when the black sheep of the family's got striking red locks.
Lauren Ambrose |
We're waiting
patiently for Lauren Ambrose's slew of new projects to find their way to
us, but until then, we're perfectly content screaming her name from
atop Ginger mountain. Yes, Ginger mountain, a rock formation where we
built a shrine to Ambrose's off-beat attitude and natural redheaded
beauty.
Google it.
Google it.
Deborah Ann Woll |
A Ginger with serious bite. Woll plays Jessica on HBO's True Blood and gives the show a necessary injection of red. Hair and neck blood, naturally.
Kate Walsh |
Attractive Gingers make life worth living. If you've ever had the unfortunate experience of being forced into an episode of Grey's Anatomy or Private Practice,
then you know what we're talking about. There's only so much medical
melodrama a guy can take in a single day, so we're thankful for Kate
Walsh, for alieviating a portion of that pain with her stunning Ginger
attributes.
Kate, we're ready to play doctor when you are.
Kate, we're ready to play doctor when you are.
Alicia Witt |
Resist your urge
to make fun of Gingers. One minute they're band dorks obsessed with
oboes, next they're all grown up, smoking hot and starring on the
best-show-you're-watching. That's what happened to Alicia Witt, who
appeared in Mr. Holland's Opus, disappeared and now stars on Friday Night Lights while making us eat our hat for doubting she had the goods. Forgive us!
Rachelle Lefevre |
Few people realize that Twilight: Eclipse was a behind-the-scenes Battle of the Gingers. Rachelle Lefevre originated the role of Victoria in Twilight and New Moon before Bryce Dallas Howard stepped in for Eclipse.
In our opinion, they should have kept Rachelle along with adding Howard. Two smoking hot Gingers for the price of one!
In our opinion, they should have kept Rachelle along with adding Howard. Two smoking hot Gingers for the price of one!
Karen Gillan |
Who, you say? No, Doctor Who.
Karen Gillan is the latest companion to the time travelling doctor, and quite possibly, the hottest lady ever to ride the TARDIS. We'll have to do a little more research, but we're wondering if it's even possible she's from this planet - we didn't think they made them like that here.
Karen Gillan is the latest companion to the time travelling doctor, and quite possibly, the hottest lady ever to ride the TARDIS. We'll have to do a little more research, but we're wondering if it's even possible she's from this planet - we didn't think they made them like that here.
Zena Grey |
If you saw Wes Craven's My Soul to Take, you know why anybody with a brain would assist in the murder of the idiot teenagers featured in the movie. But there was a shining light: Zena Grey. The curly-haired Ginger gave Soul some much needed life. Or, at least, some bright colors to look at.
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