Let’s be honest, if you’re hoping to find your significant other through dating sites,
chances are you’re a big fat looser. Still, chances are there are other
desperate and lonely losers out there that are willing to take you the
way you are. There are many stories about people actually finding
someone through dating sites. I wonder how they manage to do so? How do
you manage to go through all those wild interests that vary from nude
vampire slayers to books or whatever. Who has that kind of attention
span anymore? Why not funnel all of your heart’s hopes and dreams into a
dating site especially tailored for you and your love for gaming or your obsession with huge jugs?
If you’re interested in looking for your
soul mate through these kind of sites, abut you’d still like to save
some time, here goes a list of the most alternative dating sites, giving
you your more realistic options.
1. For Nerds
Video Gamer Dating
If you are a gamer and you are interested in finding your perfect match, Video Gamer Dating
is the right place for you! Finding a partner who shares your obsession
with video games would take away all the tension that appears when you
have to pause your favorite game just to spend some “quality time” with
your partner. By dating a gamer, you can share your passion for games
and have fun, just like these two payed models in the picture. I’m
wondering which is the ratio of men and women here?
Single Booklovers
IF your single and love reading, Single Booklovers
will find you your perfect match! If you really love reading books,
chances are you spent too much time on your own between closed walls and
didn’t have the chance to develop your people skills or meet your soul
mate. No worries! This site will help you with your intellectual
chemistry.
MaiOtaku
Mai Otaku
is a special dating site designed for people who love anime and manga
drawings. This site has an advanced matchmaking system that selects
potential partners based on their favorite styles of anime and manga. I
don’t want to sound racist, but somehow I feel there are a lot of Asians
here!
2. For Vampires
Vampire Lestat Dating
Vampire Lestat Dating has some really hot girls that will get your heart racing, or it won’t because you’re a vampire, right?
CyberGoth Dating
This site
is owned and operated by the same mind behind the Vampire Lestat site,
but with two major differences: the prominence of neon green and the
audio introduction that sounds as if an alien is attempting to talk you
out of an erection. It works. Expect to enter a brave-new world of
colorful romantic encounters, provided that the color is neon green.
Vampire Rave
Vampire Rave
is the social networking website for vampires and goths. They stake
theirs claim as home for real vampires across the globe. If you’re
looking for a darker gothic or vampire social network, you’ve found it.
3. For the Shameless
Marry Me Sugar Daddy
Aging, lonely men with vast fortune
rarely have trouble attracting twenty-something gold diggers with zero
brains, self-respect and ambitions which they compensate with amazing
bodies. The process of these two groups finding each others seem so
natural and spontaneous. Still, there are girls out there who thought
that the process of finding their sugar daddy wasn’t easy enough, so
they decided to make this dating site. At least they are honest about their intentions.
Anastasia Date
What is more sexy than a desperate woman
from Russia or Ukraine which can barely understand you and is probably
kept at a gunpoint and thus forced to talk to you? Let the enigmatic Anastasiadate.com
trot out a long list of Russian women whose circumstances have somehow
led them to a life of forced pen-pal exchanges and awkward phone calls
Ashley Madison
Can you believe that there is an actual matchmaking community for adulterers?
I’m not even going to comment on this one! People, there is a divorce,
you know? You don’t have to cheat on your partner. You can leave him/her
and find a new one.
Further Alternatives
Product Reviews
Why waste time registering with
mysterious new networks or services when so many singles are scattering
their fierce opinions willy-nilly in front of every online transaction
you make? User reviews are the perfect place to find people who share
your tastes in DVDs or ironic t-shirts, as well as your passion for
debit card transactions. Getting started is so easy! Just decide how
many stars out of five you would rate Star Wars: Episode 1—The Phantom
Menace 3D, then find any of the other reviewers who agree with your
choice of zero.
YouTube Comments
Try finding your soul mate among many
comments under your favorite YouTube video. What, the hack! You can even
post a response video in which you’ll boldly state your interests.
Don’t be afraid to show some skin in it too. Ladies, can show a bra
strap; it’ll look dynamite in a thumbnail.
This Article
Who knows… Maybe, by the end of this
article you find yourself mysteriously attracted to the author of this
article, due to her great sense of humor and sense of honor which which
is expressed by confessing plagiarism; because the article that you’ve
just read was completely inspired by this article. I promise I’ll never do this again!
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