Here is my Top Ten List of the Sexiest Politicians, certain royalty
not withstanding. Hey, it’s my list. You want different rules, write
your own. And I’m not limiting myself to the living. Although please
let the record show any departeds mentioned here are being thought of as
in their living state.
Let’s start inauguration day off right with a JFK Flashback. My
Number 10 pick is John F. Kennedy, 35th President of the United States.
Beautiful face, dark secrets, a visionary with incredible taste in
women. Any man good enough for Marilyn Monroe is good enough for me.
The Revolutionary Che Guevara comes in at number 9, pun intended. You
know this guy is passionate and fiery. He must have been an incredible
lover, soulful and intense. I can’t imagine a moment in the bedroom with
him would ever be boring.
Eva Peron, the First Lady of Argentina makes the list at number 8. Am
I the only one that notices how long and strong her fingers look in all
those images of her speeches? Enough said.
Nikolas Sarkozy, the President of the French Republic is on my list
for a few reasons. He’s cute, he’s got a sexy voice, and he’s got that
glimmer in his eyes that says “Spank me! I’m a naughty naughty
Frenchman!” Courbure au-dessus, de Monsieur.
Next would be the geeky, quirky Prime Minister of Finland, Matti
Vanhanen. Crazy-smart, never smiles in public, doesn’t take other
people’s advice, doesn’t drink, and is often called “boring” by the
media. Still waters run deep, my friends. Look at those eyes and that
wild left wing politic of his. This guy is a “gusher” waiting to be
“tapped.”
One of the very first women elected to congress, Clare Boothe Luce is
one heady little number. This New York City born, gorgeous woman was a
very talented writer. See how much she and I have in common right off
the bat? Artsy, sexy, smart, in fashion, and cheekbones to die for.
Next I’ll have John Gavin. John was an actor and a Stanford graduate,
who served in the Navy. He stared in many films including Psycho. With
that strong jawline, sexy little dimple in his chin, and that broad
chest perfect for serving up body shots, he was Ambassador to Mexico in
the 80′s. Donde es la fiesta, Handsome?
I admit it – I’m a cougar. And calm down, he’ll be 25 this year. Can I
get a hell-yeah for Prince Henry of Wales (commonly known as Prince
Harry)? Yes, that sexy little red headed son of Princess Diana who
happens to look more like that body guard then he does Prince Charles,
but I digress. What can you say about a guy born into the lap of luxury
and privilege who decides to serve two and a half months on the front
lines in Afghanistan? Tank Commander Harry, I’d love to salute you,
babe.
No one will be surprised at this one: Former Mayor of Carmel
California, Clint Eastwood. But let’s set the stage in the 1960′s.
Think: The Good The Bad and The Ugly. He flips that Mexican poncho thing
back and quick-draws his nice big gun. I also like to think he keeps
the hat and boots on.
Without a doubt my very number one choice for the sexiest politician,
is the lovely Yulia Tymoshenko, Prime Minister of Ukraine. Known as the
Joan of Arc of the Orange Revolution, named one of the most powerful
women in the world by Forbes a couple of times, and donning that
trademark braided long blond hair, she is beautiful, strong, brave,
vivacious and smart. Purrr, can you imagine the foreplay? First we
engage in a heated discussion about her former business partner Pavlov
Lazarenko’s fraud and corruption charges, and then we jello wrestle.
The obvious choice on everyone’s minds right now, I’m sure, is our
President here in the States, Barack Obama. And I encourage comments
that elaborate on that morsel. But as for me, sorry kids, he just didn’t
make my personal Top Ten Sexiest Politicians List.
10. John F. Kennedy
9. Che Guevara
8. Eva Peron
7. Nikolas Sarkozy
6. Matti Vanhanen
5. Clare Boothe Luce
4. John Gavin
3. Prince Henry
2. Clint Eastwood
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