We
love bad girls. We love movies. Why not combine them? Everyone loves to
watch a great female villain. There's nothing more captivating than
Hollywood's sexiest leading ladies playing the villan role in some of
our favorite films. These female anti-heroes will do whatever it takes
to get whatever they want -- and we love every minute of it. We've taken
the liberty of counting down the most provocative bad girls to hit the
big screen in the last 30 years. Bad never looked this good!
No.12 Daryl Hannah as Elle Driver
Badass sexy chick? Check. Deadly assassin? Check. Eye patch? Check. Elle Driver of
Kill Bill Vol.1 & 2
is a great villan to get things started. Elle was as malevolent as she
was witty with a little enticement thrown in to boot. Even though she
despised our protagonist Beatrix, she had enough honor to spare
assassinating her in
Vol.1 in order to have a brutal showdown in
Vol.2.
The battle was so impressive that it received the MTV movie award for
Best Fight (2005). Want more? Elle may be making a sinister comeback in
the recently announced
Kill Bill Vol. 3.
No.11 Chiaki Kuriyama as Gogo
In a flick jam packed with deadly assassin femme fatales, Lucy Lui's O-Ren Ishii may be the standard pick from
Kill Bill Vol.1
-- but we're going to side with the nefarious 17-year-old schoolgirl
assassin Gogo. What more could you want in a villan? She looks innocent
at first glance in her Japanese school girl garb yet she nimbly wields
the deadly meteor hammer with intent to bash our beloved Beatrix's skull
in while she smiles with satisfaction. Gogo makes her introduction by
offering herself to a horny drunken man in a bar and then disemboweling
him with a short sword, asking
"Do you still wish to penetrate me?... Or is it I who has penetrated you?". Touche.
No.10 Sienna Miller as Baroness
The dark, sexy femme fatale of
G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
made her live action debut in 2009. Wrapped in a sexy leather get up,
Baroness terrorized the Joes with two fisted gunplay and killer looks.
Too bad the movie kind of sucked.
No.9 Parker Posey as Danica Talos
Something about Parker Posey's Danica Talos was just too damn sexy. Her role in
Blade: Trinity
wasn't stellar -- nor was the movie in itself. Still, watching her
prance around in tight outfits bossing her vampire brethren around to
combat Blade caught our attention several times.
No.8 Kristanna Loken as the T-X
Kristianna Loken was a great pick to cast as the first female terminator. Her starring role in
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
was damn entertaining in my opinion. The T-X was not a woman of many
words and we can appreciate her for that. Her killer looks and intent to
annihalate all of man-kind spoke volumes in itself.
No.7 Kelly Hu as Lady Deathstrike
Kelly
Hu is already one of the sexiest women in Hollywood. Throw in a set of
indestructible claws and some assassin skills and you have Lady
Deathstrike from
X2. Placed in the sequel to 2000's
X-Men
as Wolverine's main foe, Lady Deathstrike was a welcomed piece of eye
candy in the X-Men franchise. Too bad her run didn't last long enough to
make it to
X-Men: The Last Stand.
No.6 Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman
Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman ushered in a new era of the sexy femme-fatale. Her depiction of Catwoman in 1992's
Batman Returns
is still a classic tutorial in how to turn on your male audience. Her
seductive innuendos, cat-like mannerisms and slutty leather costume
exudes sex appeal even 20 years later. Can Anne Hathaway's depiction of
Catwoman in
The Dark Knight Rises captivate us like Ms. Pfeiffer did oh so well? We'll be willing participants in finding out.
No.5 Salma Hayek as Satánico Pandemonium
Salma Hayek’s Satanico Pandemonium in
From Dusk Till Dawn was
created just for the guys. As Santanico performs an enticing dance in
the bar scene, things get a little hotter and she shows her true side by
morphing into a nasty version of the undead. From the sexy dance moves
down to the violent murder of her spectators -- this is scary stuff. On
second thought, if we were going to have our blood drained by a creature
of the night, why not have a gorgeous view while we're at it. Are you
taking notes
Twilight?
No.4 Demi Moore as Madison Lee
Demi Moore as Madison Lee in
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle was
an amazing sight to see. Madison Lee was slighted by Charlie and
decided to take it out on the entire world apparently -- like most
women. However, this lady chooses to express herself trough a pair of
solid gold pistols as her toned body is fitted with lingerie and draped
in a fur coat. We could sit through a couple more of those horrible
Angel flicks just to see that again.
No.3 Angelina Jolie as Fox
Fox from 2008's
Wanted
reeled many a man into the movie theaters from the trailers alone,
showing Angelina Jolie's naked tattooed backside. A deadly, super human
assassin who doesn't mind getting butt naked at the drop of a hat? Sign
me up. Not only that, but the movie was surprisingly good. Let's not
forget, Fox was almost surgical with that shot gun. Sexy.
No.2 Megan Fox as Jennifer Check
You
just knew this pick would be pretty high ranking, huh? Megan Fox
already owns the rights to the sexy bad girl look but she sure cashed in
on her hotness as Jennifer Check in 2009's
Jennifer's Body. The
demonic man-eater lured teenage boys to their violent deaths yet found
time to make out with another chick somewhere in between the process.
Well done.
No.1 Kate Nauta as Lola
The Transporter
was already a staple amongst the community of bad-ass man movies. The
second installation saw fit to include a gun-toting, lingerie-sporting,
snarl-bearing female assassin by the name of Lola to up the ante. One
look at Lola made the
Transporter 2 one of our instant
favorites. Was it the way she shot up a hospital full of patients with
two huge pistols while in lingerie and red 4-inch heels? Maybe. Just
maybe. There are plenty of examples we could fire off but this was the
perfect mix of a female villan with the split personality of being
vindictive and seductive.
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