Since we've already seen what The Avengers would look like if it were made in 1952, here's what it would look like as a hypothetical 1978 TV movie. If you're anything like me, your first thought about this will be, "Well, clearly Paul Lynde is involved in some capacity, right?" Don't worry: yes, Paul Lynde is Loki (somebody had to be), and in a reunion of his nightmarish Halloween special from two years prior, he is again working alongside KISS.
That is great. And even better that it doesn't spoil Tim Conway's surprise appearance as Ultron.