Remember how magical Disney's Beauty and the Beast was with
the singing candlestick and that talking clock? This is exactly like
that. Only the clock has been replaced with a crackhead and that singing
candlestick has been switched with a jealous hoodrat. Oh, and pretty
much everybody in Bell's new hood wants to get a piece of her bread
basket. Other than those minor changes, it's exactly like the cartoon version from your childhood.
There never used to be “wardrobe malfunctions” at sporting events. You know why? Because athletes used to wear clothes from head to toe. Consider the famous running scene in Rocky . The Italian Stallion goes sprinting through the old neighborhood and up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art in a thick gray sweatsuit. Long sleeves, full-length pants.
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