There once was a woman named Eliza Dooley and she was obsessed with getting fame by posting selfies on Instagram. But then the reality of her vapid life sunk in and she turned to the help of a marketing image guru played by John Cho who was also Sulu in “Star Trek.” ABC announced that “Selfie” would be cancelled. There’s just no place for a romantic comedy based on selfies. But there plenty of room for all of the celebrity selfies that make Instagram followers so very happy. Let’s take a guess at how many of these stars stretched their necks, puckered up, and faced the camera for some sexy selfies.
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Surfboard! What we need is a surfing selfie from Beyonce. Beyonce can wear hats, pigtails, and pink lipstick like nobody’s business. Two different commenters on this picture said “say iphone five times pick a color post this on other five post and look under your pillow.” The spam bots are out in full force. Maybe the great Instagram purge of 2014 was a good idea after all. Queen Bey doesn’t need these useless comments on her Instagram!
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Giving Victoria’s Secret Angels a run for their money, Drew Barrymore wore some cool fabric wings in “Ever After” and used a British accent while doing it. She knows all of the beauty secrets and she’s willing to share it on her Instagram. Help us be more like you, Drew Barrymore. Go ahead and tell us all about your “glisten up highlighter in pearl shimmer.” Drew has been seen out in Los Angeles with a baby bump.
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Rihanna looks surprised here. But even when she’s fully clothed and not giving the sultry bedroom stare, she’s got sex appeal! Her dad recently spilled secrets about seeing Chris Brown at a basketball game. “When we was going to the car to park he was trying to talk with her but she turned and was talking to somebody else, so he came and talked to me and I had a picture with him. Let her do what she wants to do,” said Ronald Fenty to Dailymail.
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Snooki keeps it on the low! “I don’t make any loud noises. We do it at night when the kids are sleeping because Lorenzo will walk in and just stare at us,” said Snooki. She said she still has a sex life with her husband Jionni Lavalle. Snooki, born Nicole Polizzi, was born in Chile and was raised by Italian American parents. Hey “Supernatural” fans, you also got a cameo from sexy Snooki this year as well.
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If you’re ready come and get it, nah nah nah nah. Selena’s ready to go to a new record label and now she’s signed to Interscope just like Lady Gaga. Whatever happened to that band called The Scene that she used to tour with? It looks like Selena is making her own scene by embarking on what she calls her dream coming true. It doesn’t get much better than being a Disney star. Look at Lohan.
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Fans can beg for it too. They beg for attention of the celebs they love. “Taylor please notice me I love you so much,” says a fan named Supermanswifty underneath this selfie by Taylor Swift. Taylor only proclaims her love for @marhunt and @lilyaldridge in the caption. Who is Marhunt and Lily? Martha Hunt and Lily Aldridge are Victoria’s Secret models. New York Times has declared this the year of Taylor Swift.
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People are saying Miley Cyrus is going for a disco diva look with her silver wig. At least somebody’s in the holiday spirit! She’s like a silver-haired version of Hannah Montana. Everybody remembers the long blonde wigs. She’s reinventing herself as the silver Christmas elf that she always dreamed of. She has been spending time with her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger, the Flaming Lips singer Wayne Coyne, and others. Again with the lips! This time they’re flaming.
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Get ready to get educated because the notorious comedian Margaret Cho will host a show called “All About Sex” on TLC. Yes, it’s true. The channel that brought you “Sex Sent Me To The ER” will be coming out with a show that dissects “all aspects of sex in American culture with a focus on dispelling misconceptions and helping women tackle intimacy problems.” First there was the sweet old Dr. Ruth Westheimer on NBC and now Margaret on TLC!
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